There are three religious truths:

A. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
B. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
C. Baptists do not recognize Each Other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
--Unknown

"Those who get instructions directly from the Almighty are twice blessed. They get their orders from the Highest Authority, and the orders are always to do what they would have done anyway."
� Harley Sorensen

"Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool."
�- Voltaire

"[Since 9/11] I am often asked if I still think we should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity. The answer is: Now more than ever!
�- Ann Coulter

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
-- Susan B. Anthony 1896

If God dropped acid, would he see people?
-- Steven Wright

"No actual tyrant known to history has ever been guilty of one-hundredth of the crimes, massacres, and other atrocities attributed to the Deity in the Bible."
�- Steve Allen

"Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer."

A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.
-- Edward R. Murrow

Besides telling us how to live, think, marry, pray, vote, invest, educate our children and, die, the GOP has done a fine job of getting gov't out of our lives.