America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

"The Bible tells us to be like God, and then on page after page it describes God as a mass murderer. This may be the single most important key to the political behavior of Western Civilization."
-- Robert Anton Wilson

"Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool."
�- Voltaire

If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow.
-- Steve Allen

"Women should not be enlightened or educated in any way. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men."
-- St. Augustine

"Dear God: We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing"
-- Bart Simpson saying grace

"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ"
-- Mahatma Gandhi

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction"
-- Blaise Pascal

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!"
-- Monty Python