If God dropped acid, would he see people?
-- Steven Wright

Men rarely (if ever) dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child."
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

Bush has given political blowjobs to the oil companies all of his political career and now Americans need a home-equity loan just to fill up the gas tanks of their cars. Every oil company that has poured millions into the campaign coffers of Bush and his Republican party is reporting record profits but gas prices keep going up. It doesn�t take a degree in economics to realize the people who benefit from this klavern of crooks, thieves and con-men are those who pony up the big bucks."
--Doug Thompson, "Political whorehouses"

If you screamed, "You rapist murderer" at President Clinton, you got a promotion or your own show. If you dare to question God's hand-picked messenger Dubya Bush, you're forced out of the business.
-- Bartcop, on Dan Rather's exit

"We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies. I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."
--Bill Maher, fired from ABC for telling the truth

The world makes absolutely no sense anymore unless you get up every morning and say to yourself, as a reminder; "There has been a coup in this country and George Bush is trying to kill us all," then things will make sense again.
-- Dot

"[Since 9/11] I am often asked if I still think we should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity.
The answer is: Now more than ever!"
- Ann Coulter