If God dropped acid, would he see people?
-- Steven Wright

Men rarely (if ever) dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child."
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

The world makes absolutely no sense anymore unless you get up every morning and say to yourself, as a reminder; "There has been a coup in this country and George Bush is trying to kill us all," then things will make sense again.
-- Dot

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag, carrying a cross."
-- Sinclair Lewis

"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."
-- Herb Caen, "The San Francisco Chronicle"

"Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet."
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

"People who believe they are acting with the mandate of God, who see others who don't share their beliefs as inferior in the eyes of God, make dangerous leaders. Just ask Osama Bin Laden."
-- Ron Reagan, son of President Ronald Reagan

Besides telling us how to live, think, marry, pray, vote, invest, educate our children and, die, the GOP has done a fine job of getting gov't out of our lives.

"It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so."
- Robert A. Heinlein