In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.
-- Dave Barry

"When we become believers, it's as if we have signed up to be part of God's Army, to be soldiers for Christ."
-- Mike Huckabee, Jan 6, 2008

Mr. Huck believes God�s the solution
And claims that there�s no Evolution.
It could be he�s right
God said �Let there be light,�
But he didn�t write the damn Constitution.
-- Anon.

Evangelist, n., A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbours.
-- Ambrose Bierce

If the Bible is mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust it to tell us where we�re going?
-- Anonymous

The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages�as if the savages weren�t dangerous enough already.
-- Edward Abbey

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
-- Blaise Pascal

Could a being create the fifty billion galaxies, each with two hundred billion stars, then rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh?
-- Ron Patterson

Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years.
-- Jeff Burroughs