"Just before us is a nuclear countdown with Iran, followed by the final battle: the battle of Armageddon . . . . The end of the world as we know it is rapidly approaching. Rejoice and be exceedingly glad. The best is yet to be."
-- Televangelist and McCain endorser John Hagee

"Americans must be 'Christocrats' -- citizens of both their country and the Kingdom of God"; "And that is not a democracy; that is a theocracy"; "That means God is in control, and you are not."
-- Televangelist and McCain supporter Rod Parsley

"I would probably have to say yes, that the Constitution established the United States of America as a Christian nation."
-- John McCain

"I think we can be reasonably confident that if the American population had the slightest idea of what is being done in their name, they would be utterly appalled."
-- Noam Chomsky

[If I am elected president I will] Tattoo an American flag with the words, "In God we trust," on the forehead of every atheist.
-- Chuck Norris

Mythology is what we call someone else�s religion.
-- Joseph Campbell

"There are only 10 basic laws that we need ... the reason that the law is more complicated is because we try to find clever ways around those 10."
-- Mike Huckabee, on legal reform.(2/11/2008)

Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion, several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat, if his theology isn�t straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother�s path to happiness and heaven.
-- Mark Twain

If you pray for rain long enough, it eventually does fall. If you pray for floodwaters to abate, they eventually do. The same happens in the absence of prayers.
-- Steve Allen